The Bureau of Absurd Valuation Live · recalculated daily Doc. No. TMS-GS · Rev. A

The Bureau's officially sanctioned merchandise annex

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Priced in dollars · unlike everything else here

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Shelves Under Audit

The stockroom is, for now, gloriously empty.

The Bureau's procurement division is still negotiating with the free market. Curated, needlessly-expensive merchandise — each item priced in real dollars and linked with the utmost capitalist transparency — will materialize here soon.

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Coming to the shelves

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