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Shelves Under Audit
The stockroom is, for now, gloriously empty.
The Bureau's procurement division is still negotiating with the free market. Curated, needlessly-expensive merchandise — each item priced in real dollars and linked with the utmost capitalist transparency — will materialize here soon.
Coming to the shelves
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